Funny Facebook Statuses That Will Get Comments

If you see us without an erection, make us a sandwich ! I’m like that, but with salad. Me and my mom were shopping for new cd’s and she asked me.

Most of us don’t just want to get noticed, we want to know we’re getting noticed. So i made up the following 10 status updates that are very likely to yield reactions from your facebook friends:.is a) crazy, b) drunk, c) delirious, or d) all of the above. If your relationship status says, “it’s complicated,” then you should stop kidding yourself and change it.

But it may have a goal.

According to my mirror i am pregnant. Include your own thoughts or witty comments in and make it your own. Everyone is beautiful in their own way because god makes no mistakes. I'm pretty sure you're not a car;